Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
