I’ve been munching away on these new tic tacs recently and honestly, they are really good. It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty tho, so it’s time to get some more!
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk."
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Why is there no chemists in Africa? Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach
Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Dont you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL
Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it. Because it’s empty inside
What is doing a woman with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies? Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
