Emoś jokes

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.