Emoś jokes
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Like if you meet someone emo.
Emo
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Like if you know someone is emo.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.