Emoś jokes
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
like if you know someone that is emo.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!