Emo girl

Emo Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl? The emo girl still bleeds.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.