What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
