Emo girl jokes

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.