Emo girl

Emo Girl Jokes

Emo

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

Girl

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

Difference

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Emo

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

Color

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

Girl

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

Girl

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Noose

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.