Emo girl jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."