Elton John cake

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brain. This genius thinks they made a cake and Elton John, yes, THE Elton John, let one rip right on top of it. It's supposed to be funny 'cause it's so random and ridiculous. And, like, who cares, right? 'Cause they sure don't. You should care though, because you have to get up every morning and look at yourself in the mirror.