Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again or switch his batteries
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason
It doesn’t have a home button
Do you know why an atom is positive he kept his electrons
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Electron
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
