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What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
