Eight jokes

A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."

A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing.

Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!

8008135 is my favorite number.

The worst ratio is 6:9.

And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?

One kid in eight dustbins.

Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?

A: Her dead fetus.

The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.

Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.

What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?

There's twenty of them.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven eight (ate) nine.

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

There's ate of them.

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.