Eating Disorder jokes

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

I had a dog with an eating disorder.

He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.

Why did the girl not eat her dinner?

because she has an eating disorder.