Mug

Anonymous

what do u call a mug? a mug dummy

Puns

Anonymous

a guy saw a person with a duck and said "where did you get a pig" the owner replied "its not a pig dummy" the random guy said “i wasn’t talking to you,i was talking to the duck”

Baby

Death&Decay

Rock-a-bye dummy in the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. Down will come dummy, Cradle and all

Russian

Lelo

What did the American say to the russian?? Why u always russian

People

hoho

why are some people African?

because genes you dummy

Man

an actual Eel

why did the man walk into a bar. because he just broke up and he needs alcohol you dummy

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