Dropkick jokes

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!

You gotta believe me!

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

dik.