Dropkick jokes

1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!

You gotta believe me!