Dropkick jokes

1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.