Dropkick jokes
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.