Dropkick jokes

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.