drive-by jokes

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll-up.

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.