Down's Syndrome jokes

How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.

How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?

It has an extra crumb-osome.

This person has Down syndrome.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?

Soaked...

Teacher: Don’t run into the road!

Down syndrome: Weeeeee!

Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

He said, "No, because you're black."

What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:

"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"

If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

Hands down, syndromes are bad.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!