Down's Syndrome jokes

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.

Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?

It has an extra crumb-osome.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.

How do you know someone has Down syndrome?

They're doing better than you.

What did the mongol say to his dog?

Down syndrome!

"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?

Impossible!

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?

Special Forces.

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?

Because the format of them is ugly.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.