Down's Syndrome jokes
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”