Down's Syndrome jokes
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
This person has Down syndrome.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.