Down's Syndrome jokes
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.