Down's Syndrome jokes
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.