Down's Syndrome jokes
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.