Down's Syndrome jokes

How do you know someone has Down syndrome?

They're doing better than you.

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:

"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"

What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?

Soaked...

There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

He said, "No, because you're black."

What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?

Nothing.

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

Down syndrome people are like dogs.

Prove me wrong.

What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?

Aaron with a rope.