Down's Syndrome

Down's Syndrome jokes

Child

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Autism

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Syndrome

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.

Nightmare

When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.

We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"

Dilemma

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

Autism

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Syndrome

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

People

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.