(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife? Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it’s tail, and the other TAGS A WHALE!
I should name my dog Ariana Grande That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande
so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable
my dog went threw my bathroom garbage and for some reason my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
whati s a pup's favorite pizza puperoni
ok guys quick update, what is going on with freshfry, Drew, and ALYA? all there doing is fighting and I want to put an end to it. So freshfry, Drew and ALYA all need to read this ok. First freshfry you should of just said ok the first thing he said, and Drew... really? you had to keep egging him on. I don't know about ALYA but its like cats and dogs fighting. Just pls stop fighting:(
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shit zhu
me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O
Why do Dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
Brendon just shut up no one was talking too you one the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog if she was then how the hell would she spell!
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
why is the dog haveing kfc becuse the dog has no friend
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
