Do jokes

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

What do you call vampire Matt Damon?

Bat Damon!

What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?

Jurassic Bark!

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrel-elephant ;)

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?

A waist of time.

What do you call a band made of cheese?

Grate That!

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

There should be a "kick an orphan" day.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”