Do jokes
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Memes
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.