Do jokes
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Memes
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
What did I do with the internet?
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.