Do jokes
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Memes
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.