Do jokes
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Memes
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.