DNA jokes
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"
"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Community talk
I used to take a hundred photographs Just to send the perfect one I felt a hundred butterflies Every time your name came up Three more years than you deserved Nervous when you never were Just one of like a hundred girls You'll never know how much it hurt When I saw her photograph next to mine She had cocoa hair laying by your side You said she's a friend for the hundredth time But I saw your face and your face don't … Read more
My science teacher was being such a retard today he was on my ass for no reason and literally I wasn’t even talking to that bitch when I said why does it look like that (was talking abt a white blood cell) and he said why do u look like that and I said idk why do U look like THAT and he said my dna and I said damn I’d hate to see ur ancestors and he sent me to the office like bitch don’t start stuff u can’t finish
guess these words (hint: backwards) and say it in order that it is in
- d’llorkcir
- moc.revesekojtsrow
- pu uoy evig annog reven
- akab yssus
- iiiioByzaL dna ,tlAiiiioBgiB ,iiiioBgiB wollof