Divorce jokes
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.