Divorce jokes

Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.

Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.

Why did my wife leave me?

I wish I knew.

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

Just too bitter.

My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.

Why are wives also called a housekeeper?

Because after the divorce, they keep the house.