Miss Stephen jokes
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.