Miss Stephen jokes

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.

Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.

On a desk in pure isolation.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Guess Stephen's batteries died.

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

You know what’s impossible?

Steven Walking.

My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.