Miss Stephen jokes

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.

Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.

On a desk in pure isolation.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

You know what’s impossible?

Steven Walking.

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.