Miss Stephen jokes

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.

Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.

On a desk in pure isolation.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

You know what’s impossible?

Steven Walking.

My mom said don't fuck whores.

So I kicked my step sis out the house.