Miss Stephen jokes

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.

Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.

On a desk in pure isolation.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

You know what’s impossible?

Steven Walking.