Dick's jokes
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.