The 30+ Best Deserve Jokes

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.

I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive

He had a change of race tho when he died

Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

They don’t deserve rights!

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb

The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.

The wife asked "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maid: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

women deserve rights and lefts

Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations

Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler

What do 9 year old girls want? To be ate again!

I'll give you an A because your awesome s B because you beautiful a C because your caring And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it

all orphans deserve to die if they dont buy KFC

A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions ..you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared. The man did as was told and became generous and kind ..as he emerged from the betting office with all his money... he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person..each and everytime. He ,however couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what . When he died the Angel came back for him .. "But I'm undeserving I can't come with you" he said .. "Yes you can" replied the Angel , "you gave all your stake ( steak) away"