Depressed kid jokes
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."