What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree. But the tree left him hanging!
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
