Depressed kid jokes
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.