Depressed kid jokes
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.