Depressed kid jokes
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.