Depressed kid jokes

What do you call a depressed group of kids?

Suicide squad.

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?

The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.