Depressed kid jokes
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.