Depressed kid

Depressed kid jokes

Kid

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

Kid

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

Depression

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.