Depressed kid jokes
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."