My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
where do u order nonbinary pizza?
little xe/xyrs
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Doctor: congratulations!!! Women: was it a successful delivery? Doctor: no it’s DiGiorno!
The mailman daddy to drop the mail off. Me ( son ) I and tell my mommy daddy home. Mommy tells me you got no daddy, then I say I hear you always call the mailman daddy.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
did you know? about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
One day it was me & my sister in the house. My sister said to me let's order food I said we have no money. My sister said it's cool were just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store I know the delivery boy & he won't charge us. I said cool. The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some & ate mines in my room. I went back in the kitchen I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job I ask what are you doing. My sister replied back to me & you had your egg rolls let me enjoy mine. Then the delivery boy said don't no charge.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why were 9/11 victims so mad? The ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
