Power Outage jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because there was a power cut.

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?

How did Stephen Hawking die?

There was a power outage.

There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?

The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!

Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.

Guess Stephen's batteries died.