Yum jokes

If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

They are delicious.

Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.

Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?

To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

Yum!

How do you eat a meat?

You steak it in your mouth.

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

Curry.

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

Beans