Def jokes

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

What's got 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

Helen Keller def faked it.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.