Def jokes

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

Helen Keller def faked it.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

What's got 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.