Deer uncle i want my condoms
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week. He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Why dont stags by drugs? Because they are too deer.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
I was in the car and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy an a,m like what the
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi? One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well-shy deer.
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
2 deer walk out of a gay bar one says to the other, i blew like 20 bucks in there
When you see a deer what do you say?
Oh Deer!
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
