Deed jokes

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?

Palpatine: Slew it!

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."