Dead Baby

Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.

Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?

The cat is still alive.

What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?

Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.

Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb. A. Gotta be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark.

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!