Dead Baby

Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

What's better than a pile of dead babies?

One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?

Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.

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