How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's the difference between 13 dead baby and a sceliton
There sent 13 scelitions in my closet
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
