What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!