Dead Baby jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten!

How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

It depends how many bullets you have.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.