Dead Baby

Dead Baby Jokes

Baby

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

Baby

What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten!

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  • Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

    It depends how many bullets you have.

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  • Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

    Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.