What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
Dead Baby Jokes
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
Dead baby jokes never get old...