What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
I am a dead baby -end joke-
What's the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari
I don't own a ferrari
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Write a different of onions and dead baby
What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead baby's on it.
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
