Dead Baby jokes
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.