Dead babies jokes
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!