What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
