Dead Babies Jokes

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

- 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

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What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

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How did the Dead baby cross the road? It was strapped to the chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

Whats the best thing about dead baby jokes?

they never get old

The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.

Whats the difference between A pile of dead babies, and a ferrari... I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

I was gonna tells dead baby joke but I decided to abort

What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?

I don’t have a Mercedes

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.