Dead babies jokes

Baby

What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?

My boner.

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  • Dead Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

    Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.

    Dead Baby

    What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

    - One dead baby in five garbage cans.

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  • Dead Baby

    What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

    I don’t put fruit in a blender.

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  • Baby

    What's worse than a dead baby?

    A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.

    Baby

    What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

    Kentucky Fried Children!

    What's it called when you eat those same babies?

    Finger Lickin' Good!

    Smoothie

    What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

    Dead Baby

    What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.

    What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.

    What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.

    What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.

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  • Baby

    How did the dead baby cross the road?

    It was strapped to the chicken.

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  • Dead Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

    Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

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  • Baby

    The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.

    Baby

    What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

    They never get old.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

    I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

    Mercedes

    What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?

    I don’t have a Mercedes.

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  • Baby

    How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?

    A blender.

    How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?

    A straw.

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  • Dead Baby

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

    I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

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  • Santa Claus

    What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?

    Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

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