Dead babies jokes
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.