How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What is worse still? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
How did the Dead baby cross the road? It was strapped to the chicken.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
Whats the best thing about dead baby jokes?
they never get old
what's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies
My boner
Whats the difference between A pile of dead babies, and a ferrari... I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
I was gonna tells dead baby joke but I decided to abort
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out
What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes
What do you call a dead baby? spawn killed
How do you get 500 dead baby’s into a car? A blender
How do you get 500 dead baby’s out of a car? A straw
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
my old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking thru a field of dead babies was.... his cock
