What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
