Dead babies jokes
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.