Dead babies jokes
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.