Dead babies jokes
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.