What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
