what do you call a butter without an expiration date
a miracle butter because wow!
Dating a girl and studying mathematics. Both gave a headache
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
I DOโNT WANT T DATE A ALEIN
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Why did the strawberry ๐ go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
The Cheerio Joke
Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was badlsed on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your cheerio which is the Chocolate cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines. So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes. The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there want a punch line."
Why couldnโt 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Once upon a time the three baby was born I 2015 she was always cry for 2015 he loves her born date ๐ค๐๐ค๐ค๐คno๐ค๐ค๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐๐
The date is April 1st Somebody asks you whatโs you are doing โI guess you could say Iโm... fooling around ( โงโ อสโ)โ
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
the only problem being short and gay is that when ever i try to tell people im top in my relationship they don't believe me because im shorter then the person im dating like wtf
whats the samthing between milk and a kid with cancer they both have a expiery date
went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old
Because Stellas hot
Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
I told my cousin since we're not blood related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
