The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."
I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care
A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
What's yellow and cant swim? a bus full of kids
yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months
whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation
ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up
What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy sumn...and I saw a little boy and he said "hello",so then I past by him and he said "hi" and I was like "hi nigga" and he said "um just wondering sumn..."i mean I like jokes but what is dark humor?" And i was like "umm🤔.. its like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy with out legs? Tell him to stand up"...and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"...aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Here is a dark joke for you guys....'Why do pornstars scream DADDY!! in their videos...because they were child molested by their father'
My friend asked for something dark and creamy l said .....GU KHA
Do you have dark humor?
Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE YOU know why? IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Mom:they say our kid neighbor has a blue blood Son:really? Also 2 hour later Son:mom the kid doesnt have a blue blood Mom:son i-
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Dark humor and woman are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...
