How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g
Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died
why does dark humor love orphans because the humor killed thier parents
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage
Wives are like Grenade’s. Pull the ring and the house is gone
Before jane, was tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
babies are like airstrikes they get aborted
Dark humor is like pussy whining bitches don't get it
so imagine bulling an orphan so bad they cry and then you say "what are you gonna do tell your parents?"
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What part of a vegetable can’t u eat? The wheelchair😑