you so ugly that if you looked in the mirror you would walk into the light
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
Whenever you're mad just punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Dark..Humor :)
Are you a printer because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy.
Dark..Humor :)
Roses are Red, you have a nice lip, it would look better, if it was on my TIT.
Dark..Humor :)
DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
Most controversial types of matter: 1. Dark matter 2. Anti matter 3. Black lives matter
Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach
What do you call a emo dateing another emo:The suicide duo
republicunts/cuntservaturds
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII
Rainbow Six Siege
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Cuz their dead.
the twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza but they were pissed as all they got was plane
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.